does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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