it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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