A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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