Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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