He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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