I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Operation Purity has been aborted
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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