Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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