i may or may not be watching the land before time
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm bleeding and have questions
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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