There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I have fence marks all over my body
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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