so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Randomize
