return my video game
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
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You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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