He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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