problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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