Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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