Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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