Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize