she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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