Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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