Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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