On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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