Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Randomize