Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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