hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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