Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I am mentally ready for anal.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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