If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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