Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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