every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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