Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Do you still have your period?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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