Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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