is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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