She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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