As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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