he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
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You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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