Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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