Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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