Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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