Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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