So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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