Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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