I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
These tits shall not be calmed
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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