I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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