You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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