so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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