You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
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Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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