I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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