Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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