I think scott just propositioned me for sex
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Randomize
