Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
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They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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