STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
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I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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