Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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