Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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