what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Randomize
