So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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