I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
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Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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