is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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