its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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