Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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